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Herb Caen (1916 – 1997)


Pulitzer Prize-winning newspaper columnist working in San Francisco.
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Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?
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Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many.
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If I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'




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The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
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The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever, but what's wrong with that, really?
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Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
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Parking is such street sorrow.
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A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
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I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
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