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Darby Conley


Author of the comic-strip Get Fuzzy.
Darby Conley
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
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Robert, after spending 48 hours with this fish, we have transcended the conventional "food to consumer" relationship. this fish is now my friend.
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Ohhh, your real name is 'Brad'?1 I only knew you by what Rob calls you around the house: 'big dumb #%$'.




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Do I live here? and if not, will you still feed me?
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Two slugs slithered on a yellow wood, and sorry that i could not trample both, being one trampler. long i stood and looked them down as feirce as I could to where they sat in the undergrowth...
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oh bucky, you're so tiny, yet you're such a massive nutjob.
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thank you, o can opener, for this can which you are about to open. you are truly a beautiful can opener, and though I am not worthy of you, I love you.
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Holy cow! You were totally right-- whipped cream ROCKS!
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Ooh, get 'im off me, Satchel!
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You may think you're not pretty enough for me, but I bet I'm pretty enough for the both of us.
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Rob: "Bucky Katt! you just broke every [[w:light bulb|light bulb] in the house! What are you going to do now?"




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I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
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Is that drooling problem you have due to genetic inbreeding, or are you just really attracted to me?
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ahhhh... satchel, my boy, there's nothin' like a tuna smoothie on a hot summer day...
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Now you listen to me, you little party-favor, I'm sick of your rotten little attitude! I let YOU beat me up and call me names because I consider you a friend, but I'm sure that if I wanted to, I could throw you around like a chew toy!
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Oh-ho-ho-man. I could sit here and smell this pole all day, I kid you not.
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Rob: "I got 20 bucks that say you can't finish that."
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Bucky: "So I was watching TV today, and there was the most stupidest show on."
Rob: "You don't say. Offended you, did it?"
Bucky: "Yes...Yes. 'Offended.' That's exactly what it did. It said we evolved from monkeys! Well, lemme tell ya something, Bucky Katt don't come from no monkey!"
Rob: "No. No you don't. Cats actually come from a tiny, less developed, rat-like creature."
Bucky: "Wha... Hu... Fe... Shu..."
Satchel: "Ohhhh-ho-ho! Burn! Look out! Cat on fire! Uncle monkey's lookin' pretty good now, eh, Ratboy? Ha Ha Ha!"
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Rob, you are so wrong, philosophers weep at the sound of your voice.
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Is that food? ..that looks like food... I think I'll taste it.


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