Pet Quotes - page 5
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.