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Penn Jillette

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That's the beauty of the Web: You can roll around in a stranger's obsession without having to smell his or her house. You can amscray whenever you want without being rude. The site gets its "hit" and you know more about our species' diversity.
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"Free Celebrity Nudes!". Penn's Columns. Penn & Teller (October 15, 1997). Retrieved on 2008-06-29.

 
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