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Neil Gaiman

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I tweet, therefore my entire life has shrunk to 140 character chunks of instant event and predigested gnomic wisdom. And swearing.
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Neil Gaiman's Twitter stream, Tweet ID # 1178514410, (5 February 2009)

 
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