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Neil Gaiman

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It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.
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The Sandman

 
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As they are used to wear, and let the boys
Bring flowers in last month's newspapers.
Let be be finale of seem.
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