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Muhammad Ali

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My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
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This is actually from Ali's autobiography "The Greatest". However, if read carefully, this quote is actually from Don King and he said it to George Foreman. King was just telling Ali how he managed to convince Foreman to sign the contract.

 
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