Money Quotes - random
No companies are ever going to pay you enough money to sue them successfully. (pp. 50-51)
A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in the experience.
Money gives me life like a man with a gavel.
Children do not really need money. After all, they don't have to pay rent or send mailgrams.
All this money can't buy me a time machine.
Recognition of one’s fellows is distorted when money is prioritized as value itself.
Never spend your money before you have it.
Anyway, my money is still on use strict vars . . .
[Money should] fructify in the pockets of the people.
A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction.
Money is a sign which represents the value of all merchandise.
A Fool and his Money are soon parted.
Tightfisted people are as mean with friendship as they are with cash--suspicious, unbelieving, and incurious.
One dollar and eighty-seven cents. And the next day would be Christmas.
I'd buy him a drink, but I don't know if I'd loan him any money.
Money is like manure, it should be spread around.
If time is money, I'm an hour past paid.
I don’t believe money is evil, but it can be terribly corrosive.
Can anybody remember when the times were not hard and money not scarce?
Pat Robertson doesn't worship the cross. He worships the fucking dollar sign.