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Kristen Bell

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I, like every other stupid American, assumed the kangaroos would meet us at the airport and they would want to hug us as much as we wanted to hug them.
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On her impressions of Australia, as quoted in "US Star Disappointed no Kangaroos at airport" in The Sydney Morning Herald (15 October 2009)

 
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