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Sarcasm - I get it now! See at the time I thought your jokey manner was just the way you were sublimating your shame over the discomfort you feel deep in your soul after extinguishing the last smoldering embers of any of your program’s journalistic bonafides!
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Morning Joe's Sarcastic Starbucks Sponsorship, June 8, 2009

 
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