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Jean Chretien

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Three months later, on September 5, 2001, at a pro-am event preceding the Canadian Open at the Royal Montreal Golf Club, I was invited to play a round with Tiger Woods. Nothing in the game of politics had ever been as nerve-racking as that game of golf.
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Chapter Eight, Tales from the Nineteenth Hole, p. 198

 
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