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Jack Handey

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I guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn't know it. That's because my dad always refused to let us look at the family's financial records.
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Fuzzy Memories (1996), Andrews McMeel Publishing, ISBN 0-8362-1040-9

 
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