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Harlan Ellison

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You can't win, you can't break even, and you can't get out of the fucking game.
Interview with Gary K. Wolfe (28 July 1987), quoted in Harlan Ellison : The Edge of Forever (2002), by Ellen Weil and Gary K. Wolfe

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