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Dave Barry:: Are you really Dick Armey?
Dick Armey:: Yes, I am Dick Armey. And if there is a dick army, Barney Frank would want to join up.
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Discussion between Dave Barry and Dick Armey, August 2, 2000
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Reported by Mike Luckovich, quoted in "Armey makes anti-gay joke". St. Petersburg Times. August 4, 2000. Retrieved on 2008-03-05. 

 
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