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David Low

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"The scum of the earth, I believe?"
"The bloody assassin of the workers, I presume?"
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Evening Standard, September 20, 1939.
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"Rendezvous", a cartoon set in the ruins of Poland showing Stalin and Hitler genially bowing to each other.

 
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