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Ayelet Waldman

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The Jews I knew growing up didn't do "do-it-yourself." When my father needed to hammer something he generally used his shoe, and the only real tool he owned was a pair of needle-nose pliers.
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Salon.com column

 
Ayelet Waldman

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